Public Intellectual Michael Lind

I Am Norman Podhoretz’s Nightmare

Public intellectual Michael Lind is the author of Land of Promise: An Economic History of the United States. He is also a co-founder of the New America Foundation and policy director of its Economic Growth Program. Before talking about the 250-year divide between Hamiltonians and Jeffersonians, he revealed in the Zócalo green room that he is Normon Podhoretz’s worst nightmare: a Southern intellectual who is not an alcoholic (and a teetotaler to boot).

Q:

Robots—awesome or terrifying?


A:

Awesome.


Q:

What’s your spirit of choice?


A:

I’m a teetotaler because Norman Podhoretz worried that one of these days a Southern intellectual would come North who was not an alcoholic—so I’ve tried to fulfill his nightmare.


Q:

You wrote a children’s book; what children’s book author inspires you?


A:

Charles Causley, a British poet who wrote a number of works for children and adults in the ballad form.


Q:

If you could have any superpower, which would you choose and why?


A:

Time travel—to undo my mistakes.


Q:

Is Austin overrated?


A:

Officially, yes, because we don’t want people to move there. If they knew the truth, then everyone would live in Austin.


Q:

What music have you listened to today?


A:

None. I’ve been on public radio all day, and unfortunately they have people like me talking instead of playing songs.


Q:

Ask yourself a question then answer it.


A:

[Laughs.] Is this a mistake? We’ll find out later.


Q:

If you had to lose one of your senses, which would you choose?


A:

Locomotion. I’d rather keep all of my other senses and be wheeled around.


Q:

Do you have any recurring dreams or nightmares?


A:

Yes, they’re all logistical, and involving airports and missed flights.


Q:

What’s the most decadent thing you’ve ever eaten?


A:

Texas chicken fried steak


Q:

What’s your favorite thing about Los Angeles?


A:

The bad architecture. Every single idea that was rejected by the professor in architectural graduate school has been tried out for a dentist’s office or a restaurant somewhere in L.A., and the lack of pretension is the most endearing quality of the city.