What’s So Wrong About Californians Colluding With This Russian?
A River Reveals the Historical, Mystical Ties That Bind Our State to the Land of Putin and Tolstoy
Take my guilty plea, Mr. Mueller. Because this Californian has been colluding with the Russians.
To be sure, I didn’t subvert any elections. But one recent week this spring, when my colleagues were out of the office, I snuck away to visit that most alluring of Russians, the Russian River, which seductively winds its way through Mendocino and Sonoma counties on its way to the Pacific. Perhaps the special counsel, who knows the territory from a stint as U.S. Attorney for Northern California, will cut me some slack in sentencing.
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