The Futility of Painting Oil Rigs

Cultural Analyst Andrew Ross Takes Questions in the Green Room

New York University cultural analyst Andrew Ross is the author of Bird on Fire: Lessons from the World’s Least Sustainable City. On a balmy evening in Phoenix, he talked (in a light Scottish brogue) about the months he likes best there, his children, and his time on an oil rig in the North Sea before discussing whether Phoenix can ever become a green city.

Q. What do you like best about Phoenix?

A. January and February.

Q. What’s the strangest job you’ve ever had?

A. I worked for a while in the North Sea oil industry off the coast of Scotland, and I was ordered to spray paint the side of an oil rig in 50- or 60-mile-an-hour winds. I was ordered to do this for a few weeks-it was a completely and utterly futile task.

Q. What’s your favorite drink?

A. A gin and tonic.

Q. Where do you go to be alone?

A. That’s difficult because I have small children. I have to go to my office, or I go to a café.

Q. What did you wish for on your last birthday?

A. I don’t generally make wishes on my birthday; I let my family make wishes on my behalf.

Q. Who was your childhood hero?

A. That’s a really tough one. Probably my Sunday school teacher.

Q. What time do you wake up in the morning?

A. 6:00.

Q. Where and how do you get your news?

A. Almost entirely online.

Q. When did you last dance?

A. Very recently, in my own home-I dance with my children a lot.

Q. What do you wish you had invented?

A. One of those [points at the interviewer’s laptop, laughing].

*Photo by Felipe Ruiz Acosta.