California Has Got This, America
Kamala Harris Survived San Francisco and the Golden State. She’s Ready for Three Months Against Trump
Don’t worry, America.
We got this.
By “we,” I mean California.
By “this,” I mean this presidential election.
And by “got,” I mean that we are sending you the best possible candidate to weather whatever the next three-plus months hold.
Now let’s be honest about Kamala Harris. We’re not giving you our most charismatic public speaker. Harris’ sentences are sometimes as awkward as Joe Biden’s. She has a bad habit of fusing her talking points into word salads.
We’re not giving you our most disciplined politician. She’ll crack a joke when she shouldn’t or make a …