Poem in the Manner of Victorian Pornography

I used to have a small cock and a big ego, but then I realized the wisdom of doing things the other way around. Now I concur with Theodore Roosevelt who held that to “walk softly and carry a big stick” was the right idea though he did not always practice it himself. But then no man is at ease with his full-frontal nudity in the long pier glass. The fair sex is repelled by the sight of a disembodied cock or one that is divulged under a man’s great …