Who’s Gonna Buy the Dodgers?
I Am. Or Else One Of These Other Guys.
I am submitting a bid to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers before it is too late.
Why? Because I have been seeing all those other potential buyers out there looming just beyond the gates of Stadium Way like Wal-Mart shoppers prepared to pepper-spray any bastard who gets in their way. It is buy or die.
Now that the People’s McCourts case is all but closed, I have decided that I too want this community property of theirs and will go to any length to make it mine. Oh, I might look unqualified …
