An Open (Of Course) Letter to My Friend, the NSA
Sorry, But It’s Really Tough Nowadays To Hire a Non-Leaking Hacker
Dear NSA,
We need to have a chat, so I trust you’re reading this.
Of course you are; good. Now, let’s see … how should I put this? Look, you’ve done a great job cultivating that whole “spook” image for the past 60 years. Really, you’ve just been terrifyingly adept at creating an environment of ironclad secrecy, even more so than the CIA, who’ve bungled too many overseas jobs to be the omnipotent, untouchable agency they’d like us to think they are.
Times are changing, though. For the past several generations, you’ve been …