Stay Out of California, Chicago!
When It Comes to Respecting Golden State Institutions, the Windy City Keeps Blowing It
Dear Chicago,
Would you kindly remove your thick, stubby hands from my beautiful state?
C’mon—don’t try to look all Midwestern and innocent. You know exactly what I’m talking about. For years Chicago has been grabbing signature California institutions and screwing them up.
I get a reminder of your mismanagement every night when I turn on the television to watch my local baseball team, the L.A. Dodgers. Of course, the Dodgers aren’t on—they aren’t even available on televisions in nearly 70 percent of the Los Angeles market. The reason? Mark Walter of Chicago.
Specifically, …
